To show us how disastrous fun and exciting schooltime can turn out to be, TNK decided to make an adaptation of School Days, an eroge which popularity pretty much is derived from its gory bad-endings.

Makoto: Magnet for disaster and dumb girls.

That’s right, in the School Days game, if you screw up badly, you could end in one of the following bloody situations:

• a) Eternally. Kotonoha becomes an emo zombie and kills herself.
• b) To my Children aka THE BEST END. Sekai stabs Makoto.
• c) The Bloody Conclusion. Kotonoha pwns Sekai with a saw.

Now, I’m not sure why they’re called bad endings since all of the main characters really deserve to be dead, not just Makoto. I’ve never played the game, but after having watched the anime, I can safely say this is one of the worst harem cast I’ve ever seen.

Kotonoha: I think I felt bad for her once, but she was literally crazy for Makoto so I didn’t care for her in the end.

The TV adaptation started out pretty normal, so people still were wondering if the producers were going to use the BAD ENDs or not. At first, I was clueless as well, but when Makoto said “Dating Kotonoha is getting tiring.”, I knew they just had to go for it.

So, after that episode, the morals in this show just kept going downhill, while the chances for justice to be done increased each week. I mean, the guy practically screws everyone except his girlfriend. And WTH is with the females sleeping with such a loser. It was so unbelievable that I couldn’t take this series seriously anymore. “What drama? This is a comedy show! LOLz”

Sekai: Thought she had a nice personality at first, but now I just see her as another *****.

Then, when the long awaited week came, some girl killed her dad in real life and the final episode got canceled. So, instead of some Higurashi-like conclusion, we got the show about nice boats. I know it kinda ruined the surprise, but at least we had some laughs with that.

And now, here’s the ultimate nice boat ending!

Nice job, girl!

Nice, uh… killing?

Not-so-nice baby confirmation scene…

Nice Boat!!!shift+one